Someone should write a GLBT Op-ed column on Keyboard Layouts

They could call it "Queerty Op".

The Latest from the Name Mispronunciation Front

Roccha.

I am not chocolate.

Overheards 2

(at the yardsale)
"Do you have any of those emo toys?"
"ELMO, Grandma, GOD!"

What Baltimore is Listening to in Hold Music

Soft jazz midis
Cheerful advertisements for local businesses
Wonderwall by Radiohead
Rhythmic tapping

Overheards 1

"You're a magical wizard."
"Chh. As if."

It is only fitting

It is only fitting that a 71 year old man in Levis should win the US Air Guitar championship.

It is not fitting that he should beat out a German drag queen named Glam Kreig with a blonde mohawk. I loved her.

There is someone

There is someone coughing up a hairball with a great deal of flem in conference room 1.

I cannot be the only person disturbed by this.